1 00:00:05,493 --> 00:00:07,017 - Hey, guys. Hey, Bull. 2 00:00:07,195 --> 00:00:09,891 Look what Tanya gave me for Valentine's Day. 3 00:00:10,699 --> 00:00:12,894 Drill bits. 4 00:00:13,068 --> 00:00:16,003 And they say romance is dead. 5 00:00:16,671 --> 00:00:18,104 What did you get, Dan? 6 00:00:18,273 --> 00:00:21,265 Valentine's Day is a crass and exploitive display... 7 00:00:21,443 --> 00:00:23,968 ...by a cynical and narcissistic culture. 8 00:00:24,145 --> 00:00:26,204 Nothing, huh? 9 00:00:27,048 --> 00:00:29,573 Women who interest me wouldn't write valentines. 10 00:00:29,751 --> 00:00:32,481 Even if they knew how. 11 00:00:32,921 --> 00:00:36,220 Fact is, I'm flat broke and women are ignoring me, okay? 12 00:00:36,391 --> 00:00:39,383 They've come to expect that a romantic evening might mean... 13 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,722 ...anything from Peking duck and champagne to... 14 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:44,694 Sodium pentothal. 15 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,291 It was a root canal. She needed a lift home. 16 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:49,266 One thing led to... 17 00:00:49,437 --> 00:00:51,598 You were guessing, weren't you? 18 00:00:52,507 --> 00:00:56,238 - Selma, happy Valentine's Day. Aww. 19 00:00:56,711 --> 00:00:59,839 Harry, it's beautiful. 20 00:01:00,015 --> 00:01:02,074 - What do I owe you? Oh. 21 00:01:02,484 --> 00:01:04,315 Selma. 22 00:01:04,652 --> 00:01:06,347 A dollar. 23 00:01:07,989 --> 00:01:10,457 - What's that, sir? - Got this for Billie. 24 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:13,321 This just happens to be the hot Valentine's Day item: 25 00:01:13,495 --> 00:01:14,928 Cookie on a stick. 26 00:01:15,096 --> 00:01:17,963 You have no idea how much trouble I went through to get this. 27 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:19,430 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 28 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:20,966 Hi. 29 00:01:21,136 --> 00:01:23,331 Look what David got me. 30 00:01:25,907 --> 00:01:27,932 Imagine that. 31 00:01:29,077 --> 00:01:31,807 Looks like this David thing's getting serious. 32 00:01:32,213 --> 00:01:33,475 Who knows? 33 00:01:35,817 --> 00:01:38,081 What does he do? 34 00:01:38,653 --> 00:01:42,111 Everything I like. 35 00:01:43,491 --> 00:01:46,517 You don't have to draw me any pictures. 36 00:01:46,694 --> 00:01:49,219 Unless, of course, you want to. 37 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:52,923 Billie, I believe the question was what does he do for a living? 38 00:01:53,101 --> 00:01:57,697 Oh. Oh. Well, he's in public relations. Before that, he sailed solo around the world. 39 00:01:57,872 --> 00:01:59,999 Before that, he was full professor at Harvard. 40 00:02:00,175 --> 00:02:03,269 And before that, he was a test pilot in the Navy. 41 00:02:03,445 --> 00:02:05,709 Can't hold a job. 42 00:02:07,782 --> 00:02:11,081 - Guess who. David. 43 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:14,045 How about dinner tonight when you're through? 44 00:02:14,222 --> 00:02:16,554 Thought you had a reception at city hall tonight. 45 00:02:16,724 --> 00:02:20,023 Oh, I'll duck out early. Ed will understand. 46 00:02:20,495 --> 00:02:22,087 Excuse us. 47 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,896 What's he got that I haven't got? 48 00:02:28,069 --> 00:02:32,938 Do you want it alphabetically or in order of importance? 49 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:37,769 Aww. Champagne. You are so sweet, but I can't. 50 00:02:37,946 --> 00:02:39,345 I have to go back to work. 51 00:02:39,514 --> 00:02:42,039 I know. That's why it's sparkling apple cider. 52 00:02:43,585 --> 00:02:45,109 You think of everything. 53 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:49,148 I am thinking of everything right now. 54 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:11,770 Low degree of difficulty cost you a couple of tenths. 55 00:04:07,268 --> 00:04:08,496 The usual. 56 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:12,071 Selma, can I ask you a personal question? 57 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,606 - No. - God, I love your wit. 58 00:04:16,211 --> 00:04:19,442 Selma, do you have any idea how I feel? 59 00:04:19,614 --> 00:04:23,812 My pulse is racing, my flesh is tingling, my palms are sweating. 60 00:04:24,719 --> 00:04:28,086 Sounds like subdural hematoma. 61 00:04:28,256 --> 00:04:29,917 It's you, Selma. 62 00:04:30,091 --> 00:04:32,992 I have to know once and for all where I stand. 63 00:04:33,161 --> 00:04:37,325 There's a limit even to my understanding and patience. 64 00:04:39,934 --> 00:04:43,097 - For example... - Go away, Bernie. 65 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:46,900 I'm sorry, Selma, but I have to give you an ultimatum. 66 00:04:47,075 --> 00:04:49,407 I need the answer to a simple question. 67 00:04:49,577 --> 00:04:51,442 Do we have a future together? 68 00:04:52,313 --> 00:04:55,441 Don't answer. Take till midnight. 69 00:04:55,617 --> 00:04:59,553 If at midnight the answer is still no, fine. 70 00:04:59,721 --> 00:05:03,088 I'll sell the stand, I'll leave forever... 71 00:05:03,258 --> 00:05:05,351 ...a broken and pathetic man. 72 00:05:06,361 --> 00:05:08,261 But before I do... 73 00:05:14,035 --> 00:05:15,525 Here. 74 00:05:17,038 --> 00:05:19,233 Happy Valentine's Day. 75 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:20,698 What is it? 76 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:23,275 It's a videotape machine. 77 00:05:24,646 --> 00:05:31,518 Mm-hm. Wireless remote, fast-forward scan, slo-mo, six-month warranty. 78 00:05:31,953 --> 00:05:34,854 This is not romantic, Bernie. 79 00:05:35,023 --> 00:05:37,685 It is if we watch this. 80 00:05:40,128 --> 00:05:43,825 "Retirement Home of Lust"? 81 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,302 I hear the bocce-ball scene is wild. 82 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:58,535 Excuse me. I got a message for a Billie Young. 83 00:05:58,713 --> 00:06:00,840 First desk on the left. 84 00:06:10,858 --> 00:06:14,453 This is temporary. I'm really a novelist. 85 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,964 Billie Young? 86 00:06:23,571 --> 00:06:24,663 Yeah? 87 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,898 This is from David. 88 00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:33,175 Oh, you beautiful doll 89 00:06:33,348 --> 00:06:35,942 You great, big beautiful doll 90 00:06:36,451 --> 00:06:39,943 If you ever leave me How my heart would ache 91 00:06:40,121 --> 00:06:43,522 I wanna hug you but I fear you'll break 92 00:06:43,691 --> 00:06:46,319 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 93 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:50,627 Oh, you beautiful doll 94 00:06:57,338 --> 00:07:00,535 Never seen anything like that before in my life. 95 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:04,075 God did, the day before the flood. 96 00:07:04,679 --> 00:07:06,374 Wasn't that cute? 97 00:07:06,547 --> 00:07:08,538 The singing heart? Oh, yeah, darling. 98 00:07:08,716 --> 00:07:12,345 Nothing like a little aortal caroling to get the old toes tapping, huh? 99 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,613 - Slug. - Cardiovascular freak. 100 00:07:14,789 --> 00:07:18,384 Next case, Your Honor. People v. Mr. And Mrs. Shelton. 101 00:07:18,559 --> 00:07:21,858 - Take it easy with the suit, young fellow. - Doesn't fit you, anyway. 102 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:23,087 Shut up. 103 00:07:23,264 --> 00:07:24,856 I will not. You make me. 104 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,525 Here you go, sir. 105 00:07:26,701 --> 00:07:28,566 They tried to escape twice. 106 00:07:28,736 --> 00:07:30,601 We're feisty. 107 00:07:31,038 --> 00:07:33,404 I can see that. Mr. Prosecutor? 108 00:07:33,574 --> 00:07:37,442 Yes, sir. The defendants were arrested for disturbing the peace at a local eatery... 109 00:07:37,612 --> 00:07:41,013 ...after they turned over the salad bar and assaulted each other... 110 00:07:41,182 --> 00:07:45,278 ...with baby tomatoes, the three-bean salad and lettuce tongs. 111 00:07:45,453 --> 00:07:48,320 The Sheltons' children threw them a 65th anniversary party... 112 00:07:48,489 --> 00:07:50,013 ...and things got out of hand. 113 00:07:50,191 --> 00:07:52,819 I didn't know she was gonna be there. 114 00:07:53,428 --> 00:07:54,918 Sixty-fifth anniversary? 115 00:07:55,096 --> 00:07:56,825 That's lead. 116 00:07:56,998 --> 00:08:00,764 If I had a gun, I'd give Mr. Shelton a little present. 117 00:08:03,905 --> 00:08:06,533 Pardon the presumption, but I'm getting the impression... 118 00:08:06,707 --> 00:08:09,039 ...that you lived through 65 years of marital... 119 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,871 Agony. 120 00:08:11,312 --> 00:08:13,405 Thanks. Why? 121 00:08:13,581 --> 00:08:16,948 We were waiting for the children to die. 122 00:08:21,989 --> 00:08:25,948 - Not that we wanted them to die, of course. - Of course. 123 00:08:26,127 --> 00:08:28,391 It's just that divorce can be so damaging. 124 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:30,895 We were only thinking of the boys. 125 00:08:31,065 --> 00:08:35,331 - The boys? - Little Freddie will be 64 in April. 126 00:08:36,237 --> 00:08:38,535 And the baby just retired. 127 00:08:39,841 --> 00:08:42,139 This would kill him. 128 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:45,105 I have no reason to doubt that. 129 00:08:48,082 --> 00:08:49,413 Thirty days. 130 00:08:49,584 --> 00:08:50,915 And, Mr. Bernstein... 131 00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:55,215 ...the next time you deliver valentines, wear pants. 132 00:08:57,658 --> 00:08:58,716 What's next, Mac? 133 00:08:58,893 --> 00:09:01,259 People v. Towers, Your Honor. 134 00:09:01,429 --> 00:09:04,557 Towers, that's funny. You know, that's the last name of my... 135 00:09:04,732 --> 00:09:06,427 David? 136 00:09:07,335 --> 00:09:08,859 The defendant, Your Honor. 137 00:09:09,036 --> 00:09:10,060 What? 138 00:09:11,372 --> 00:09:16,867 All right, this is a joke. That's funny. You guys are all in on this, right? Ha-ha-ha. 139 00:09:20,481 --> 00:09:23,006 The charge is grand larceny. 140 00:09:23,184 --> 00:09:24,674 Pickpocketing. 141 00:09:25,753 --> 00:09:28,278 Listen, I may be a little late tonight. 142 00:09:35,463 --> 00:09:38,489 He's got a dozen priors. Two convictions. 143 00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:42,102 Well, this is just a mix-up and I'm sure there's a rational explanation. 144 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:43,464 Go ahead, tell him, David. 145 00:09:44,272 --> 00:09:46,740 Tell Judge Stone that there's a simple explanation. 146 00:09:46,908 --> 00:09:48,967 - There's a simple explanation. - See? 147 00:09:49,143 --> 00:09:50,838 I'm a criminal. 148 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:54,439 That would explain it. 149 00:09:55,816 --> 00:09:57,443 You're a criminal. 150 00:09:57,919 --> 00:09:59,147 You lied to me. 151 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,050 We do that. I'm sorry. 152 00:10:03,658 --> 00:10:06,422 You see? He said he's sorry. 153 00:10:09,063 --> 00:10:13,090 Miss Young, I'm afraid I have no choice but to disqualify you from this case. 154 00:10:15,036 --> 00:10:17,504 - Miss Young? - This isn't happening. 155 00:10:18,739 --> 00:10:19,967 I'm dreaming. 156 00:10:20,174 --> 00:10:22,267 That's it. This is a dream. 157 00:10:22,443 --> 00:10:23,774 Billie. 158 00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:26,778 It's not a particularly pleasant dream. 159 00:10:26,948 --> 00:10:30,315 - Say, Billie, why don't you...? - You stay away from me or I'll jump. 160 00:10:33,387 --> 00:10:36,618 I think she's bluffing. 161 00:10:37,858 --> 00:10:41,885 I mean, a guy appears to make a little mistake, you know? Heh-heh. 162 00:10:42,063 --> 00:10:45,658 And all of a sudden, it's like everybody gets all excited... 163 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,994 ...like they think he's Al Capone or something. 164 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,433 Well, look what he did on Valentine's Day. 165 00:10:52,373 --> 00:10:55,809 But what am I talking about? This is a dream. 166 00:10:56,978 --> 00:11:00,539 And I can wake up anytime I want. 167 00:11:07,588 --> 00:11:10,056 At least she's taking it well. 168 00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:15,351 Yeah? 169 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:21,766 They can't seem to find her anywhere in the building. 170 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:23,394 Poor thing. 171 00:11:23,571 --> 00:11:27,268 She's probably wandering aimlessly through the streets... 172 00:11:27,441 --> 00:11:32,640 ...the cruel wind whipping mercilessly across her chafed little face... 173 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:35,441 ...dogs nipping at her heels. 174 00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:37,208 Hi, guys. 175 00:11:39,286 --> 00:11:40,446 Or not. 176 00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:42,213 Stunning imagery, though, sir. 177 00:11:43,591 --> 00:11:45,991 Oh, well, uh, excuse me. Uh... 178 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,924 I've got some labels to lick. 179 00:11:50,631 --> 00:11:52,098 I heard you were looking for me. 180 00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:53,290 Yeah. How you doing? 181 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:57,130 You want some coffee or tea or something? I think we've got a box of croutons. 182 00:11:57,304 --> 00:11:59,397 Harry, I'm fine, thanks. 183 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,698 You sure seem chipper. 184 00:12:03,544 --> 00:12:06,741 I took a long brisk walk, did some thinking... 185 00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:10,145 ...ripped all the wallpaper off my apartment. 186 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:12,609 - Feel better? - Yeah. 187 00:12:12,787 --> 00:12:15,255 I was planning on redecorating, anyway. 188 00:12:17,892 --> 00:12:20,486 Guess I kind of freaked out for a couple of hours. 189 00:12:20,661 --> 00:12:23,289 That's natural, Billie. You had a tremendous shock. 190 00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:25,398 Don't get much bigger, that's for sure. 191 00:12:25,566 --> 00:12:27,227 What are you gonna do now? 192 00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:33,367 You don't stop loving a person because they have a bad habit. 193 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:38,571 Bad habit? 194 00:12:38,746 --> 00:12:42,113 Billie, we're not talking about somebody who picks his toes. 195 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:46,242 This guy is a habitual criminal. 196 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,718 Well, maybe he just can't help himself. 197 00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:51,016 That's what habitual means. 198 00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:54,059 I love him, Harry, and I'm not gonna just walk away. 199 00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:57,295 We had some great times together. 200 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,665 - So did we. - Beg your pardon? 201 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:07,867 Hey, you remember that time when we were tied together at gunpoint on my birthday? 202 00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:09,168 No. 203 00:13:10,544 --> 00:13:11,670 No? 204 00:13:11,846 --> 00:13:14,906 - Bail reports, Your Honor. - How do you forget something like that? 205 00:13:15,082 --> 00:13:19,678 We were bound hand and foot, our bodies tightly pressed together. 206 00:13:19,854 --> 00:13:22,948 Uh, Sidney Sheldon, The Other Side of Midnight. 207 00:13:23,124 --> 00:13:25,615 - What is it, Bull? - Bail reports. 208 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:28,921 - Eat them. - Okay. 209 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:36,063 I'm sorry, Harry. My mind's on other things. 210 00:13:36,237 --> 00:13:38,501 I'm gonna go down to the holding cell, okay? 211 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,264 Billie... 212 00:13:44,578 --> 00:13:47,547 - Be careful. - I'll try. 213 00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:49,841 Thanks for caring. 214 00:13:50,017 --> 00:13:54,113 I used a pair of extra-large handcuffs on him. Less chafing. 215 00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:57,655 - Thank you too. Mm. 216 00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:05,923 "The Other Side of Midnight"? 217 00:14:07,935 --> 00:14:09,630 Gorky Park? 218 00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:36,619 Come here often? 219 00:14:36,997 --> 00:14:40,797 Heh. Not as a rule. Bad for business. 220 00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:43,596 Tell me you can change and we'll forget your business. 221 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:46,296 - I can't change. - That's not what I told you to say. 222 00:14:46,473 --> 00:14:48,236 - Hey, calm down. - Calm down? 223 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,969 I find out that the man of my dreams is Butch Cassidy... 224 00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:52,669 ...and you tell me to calm down? 225 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,314 Butch Cassidy, now that's funny. 226 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:57,006 Stop being funny and charming. 227 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:58,976 - Billie, look at me. - Nope. 228 00:14:59,153 --> 00:15:01,212 You have bars all over your face. 229 00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:03,322 Billie. 230 00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:06,753 What? 231 00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:09,754 It's over. 232 00:15:10,231 --> 00:15:11,493 What's over? 233 00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:13,889 Us. 234 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,263 We had some laughs, let's just leave it at that. 235 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:19,764 Laughs? Ha, ha, ha, ha. 236 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:22,738 Laughs, huh? Did you hear this? 237 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:26,505 Biff the Wonder Stud here just informed me that our whole relationship... 238 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,979 ...consists of nothing more than giving each other a few good chuckles. 239 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:31,447 That's not what I meant. 240 00:15:31,619 --> 00:15:32,643 Okay, I forgive you. 241 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:36,119 What we've gotta do is to find you some really good psychiatric help. 242 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,155 Look, it is just not going to work out. 243 00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:41,954 - Give me one good reason why not. - I'm a criminal, you're a lawyer. 244 00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:46,691 So? Two-career couples are very fashionable these days. 245 00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:52,932 - You don't understand. I want out. Yeah, I want out too. 246 00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:55,332 No, no, no. 247 00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:57,477 - I mean out of the relationship. Aww. 248 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:01,041 You want out of the relationship? 249 00:16:02,049 --> 00:16:04,779 Oh, you. 250 00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:08,854 Oh, you had me going for a minute there. I almost thought you were serious. 251 00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:10,752 I am serious. 252 00:16:12,026 --> 00:16:13,391 You said you loved me. 253 00:16:14,361 --> 00:16:16,829 If I loved you, I'd change for you, wouldn't I? 254 00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,426 Yeah, I guess you would. 255 00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:24,665 No hard feelings? 256 00:16:24,838 --> 00:16:26,931 No, no hard feelings. 257 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:31,135 - But, David... - Goodbye. 258 00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,479 You stole my heart, kid. 259 00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:41,282 Yeah, that's what criminals do. 260 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:57,000 Don't ask. This isn't my day. 261 00:16:57,171 --> 00:17:02,040 I get into a fight for a cab on Broadway and they throw the book at me. 262 00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:03,904 Look. 263 00:17:04,078 --> 00:17:06,410 My heart is broken. 264 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,446 You couldn't resist, could you? 265 00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:20,451 It's not what you think, fellows. 266 00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:25,492 So how about dinner, Stephanie, huh? 267 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,362 Uh-huh. You ever been to the Russian Tea Room? 268 00:17:28,535 --> 00:17:33,632 That's the one, Old World charm, celebrities, fabulous food. 269 00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:37,106 Okay, there's a Wimpy's about a block over... Uh... 270 00:17:37,277 --> 00:17:40,371 Hello? Hello? 271 00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:50,684 Yo, Towers. 272 00:17:50,858 --> 00:17:51,882 Hi, judge. 273 00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:54,550 I don't know what you said to her or what you did... 274 00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,525 ...but you hurt her real bad. 275 00:17:56,697 --> 00:17:58,562 She's out there crying her eyes out. 276 00:17:58,966 --> 00:18:01,093 It's over between us. 277 00:18:01,268 --> 00:18:02,292 Oh. 278 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,103 Good. 279 00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:12,140 She dumped you, didn't she? 280 00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:20,282 No, as a matter of fact, she offered to stay with me through thick and thin. 281 00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,618 She's quite a woman. 282 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:24,855 Tell me about it. 283 00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:31,186 You mean you dumped her? 284 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:33,627 Yes. 285 00:18:34,268 --> 00:18:37,101 Mister, if I weren't a judge and you weren't behind bars... 286 00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:39,705 ...I would ask you to step outside right now! 287 00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:43,274 Well, I'd mop up the street with you, sir. 288 00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:47,273 So you would. 289 00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:51,083 What's the difference? State has got a great case against me. 290 00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:55,312 With my record, they'll give me three, maybe four years, and... 291 00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:58,556 And what? 292 00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:00,458 Nothing. 293 00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:07,096 You did this for her, didn't you? 294 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,067 I don't wanna talk anymore. 295 00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:12,333 Yeah. 296 00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:14,704 That makes sense. 297 00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:16,900 You fall in love with her... 298 00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:20,103 ...she finds out about you before you can change... 299 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,440 ...so you dump her. 300 00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:25,244 Spare her the agony of waiting for you while you're in jail. 301 00:19:26,753 --> 00:19:28,744 You sneaky little... 302 00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:34,288 You're a great guy, aren't you? 303 00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:38,787 I don't have to take this abuse. 304 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,693 Towers, that's noble. 305 00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:48,205 But I'm afraid I don't buy into that you-gotta-be-cruel-to-be-kind philosophy. 306 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,400 It's a coward's way out. 307 00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:51,874 You talk to her. 308 00:19:52,045 --> 00:19:54,309 You tell her how you feel. 309 00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:57,006 It'll spare her some of the hurt she's going through... 310 00:19:57,184 --> 00:20:00,711 ...thinking that you don't love her. 311 00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:05,584 Well, maybe you're right... 312 00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:06,783 ...but I won't do it. 313 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,052 - Then I'll tell her. - I'll lie. 314 00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:09,559 - She'll believe me. - Are you sure? 315 00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:13,297 No. 316 00:20:16,436 --> 00:20:20,133 You love her too, don't you? 317 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,332 That's ridiculous. 318 00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:25,375 We haven't even... 319 00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:29,113 ...drunk out of the same cup. 320 00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:32,315 Your Honor. 321 00:20:38,358 --> 00:20:41,759 If by any chance she's still available when I get out... 322 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,328 ...l'm coming back after her. 323 00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:45,863 Sounds like a threat. 324 00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:48,257 Just giving you fair warning. 325 00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:51,529 You've got exactly four years... 326 00:20:51,705 --> 00:20:53,434 ...from right now. 327 00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:59,036 By the way, I cheat. 328 00:21:07,387 --> 00:21:09,787 Your ventricle's showing. 329 00:21:14,528 --> 00:21:15,859 This is the greatest. 330 00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:17,326 - Heh. - I can't wait to get home... 331 00:21:17,497 --> 00:21:20,125 - Oh, hey, guys. - Hey. 332 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,666 Steak dinners on me, huh? 333 00:21:22,836 --> 00:21:24,531 Oh, sounds great, Dan. 334 00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:27,037 What's with the sudden benevolence? 335 00:21:29,676 --> 00:21:31,405 Bingo. 336 00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:34,445 From a secret admirer. Hmm? 337 00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:37,076 Scented too. 338 00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:38,479 Hey, that's great, Dan. 339 00:21:38,652 --> 00:21:41,849 - Hold on a second, I'll get my coat. - Yeah. 340 00:21:43,924 --> 00:21:46,654 I guess he didn't recognize my handwriting. 341 00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:51,396 Or my aftershave lotion. 342 00:21:52,432 --> 00:21:53,490 So, huh? You know what? 343 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:56,659 I think it's that blond on the ninth floor. The one with the giant, uh... 344 00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:12,548 - Well? - The answer is no, Bernie. 345 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,112 Okay. 346 00:22:15,289 --> 00:22:18,258 I'll give you six more months, but that's it. 347 00:22:24,064 --> 00:22:26,123 Go ahead, say I told you so. 348 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,392 About what? 349 00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,529 You were right about David. 350 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,360 Oh. 351 00:22:31,805 --> 00:22:33,568 I'm not so sure anymore. 352 00:22:34,408 --> 00:22:35,966 What's that supposed to mean? 353 00:22:36,143 --> 00:22:41,308 Well, let's just say that I think I understand what you saw in him. 354 00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:45,417 - Gonna be a hard one to get over, Harry. - Yeah. 355 00:22:46,687 --> 00:22:48,552 Maybe this will help. 356 00:22:49,723 --> 00:22:51,247 A stick. 357 00:22:55,295 --> 00:22:57,422 Happy Valentine's, Billie. 358 00:22:57,597 --> 00:22:59,895 Oh, Harry, you're wonderful. 359 00:23:01,568 --> 00:23:03,468 There's a question I've been dying to ask. 360 00:23:03,637 --> 00:23:05,935 - What's that? - Why you wearing two watches? 361 00:23:08,842 --> 00:23:10,707 I cheat too.